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1. Do not mess with H, then you get thrown into a fucking poubelle (a bin) and draged around in the middle of the streets in paris 2. Do not forget your global interrail pass when you're going out travelling, then you have to pay for new train tickets 3. Do not wave with your arms when you're drunk while someone near you is holding a camera (it will smash down and break, sorry E) 4. Do not mess with P, then you get ice cubs down your pants 5. Do not, DEFINITELY NOT, fall asleep in the middle of the night on the beach in barcelona, then you get mugged.